"Excuse Me Miss, How Do You Like Your Meat?" By Alexander The Poet 06.04.06

There seems to be one constant blur,
Whenever I take a girl out to eat
I always make sure to ask her,
Excuse me Miss, how do you like your meat?

Do you fancy meat, which is 'cut'? 
Or is possibly, 'uncut' more your speed?
Do you like it cooked well somewhat?
Or are you harsh and wish to see it bleed?

Do you prefer, to chew meat slow?
Or do you gobble it up, pretty fast?
If you like kosher, let me know,
I've had rabbi bless my meat in the past!

But if meat is not in your plan,
Have no fear, our night is not lost and through
For in the event you're vegan,...
Girl, have I got a cucumber for you!

THE END