"Before I Hit You, I Need To Know...Are You Carrying A Fetus?" 

This past week, a law was passed 
That made it a federal crime 
To tap a girl on her ass 
If she carries fetus inside 

So now, the fetus has rights 
And will it, register to vote? 
Will we see fetuses drive? 
This law, which dumb congressman wrote? 

This law sounds very stupid 
Because once you get to 3 months 
Fetus becomes obsolete 
So you can hit the bitch, have fun 

Whether pro life or pro choice 
Should not be discussed in congress 
A girl's mind, body, and voice 
Is her own damn fucking business!!! 

THE END