Inspired by, um, err, well, this is self explanatory...


"I Can't Masturbate With You Around, Mom" By Alexander The Poet 03.05.06

Whenever I start feeling quite horny,
I begin to look at some porn on the net
But my mom happens to be home with me,
And that there, makes me just a tad bit upset!

See, my room has a door for a reason,
And when it is closed Mom, I think you should know...
That I'm inside, trying to get a hard-on,
And when you walk in Mom, away it does go!

Mom, when you leave the house, it's so awesome,
Because watching porn with no sound, ain't that great
My penis then, is able to blossom,
And I find myself, in such a peaceful state!

Look Mom, the door is closed, so don't come in,
I'm real serious, this shit is not funny!!!
Or you'll end up, taking it on the chin,
And maybe then, you'll never interrupt me!!!

THE END