"I Hope You're Not Allergic To Nuts" By Alexander The Poet 08.07.06

As we both sat in the diner,
After eating some tasty cold cuts
I thought nothing would be finer,
Than to see you chow down on some nuts!

Because to see your mouth on them,
Well, it would really just blow my mind
Something like that I won't condemn,
It would help me relax and unwind!

Whether it be pistachios,
Or whether it be some sweet cashews
You'll certainly make something grow,
And you'll certainly make something ooze!

But if to nuts you're allergic,
Well then, that would really be a shame
It would be hopeless and tragic,
And I'd consider our date quite lame!

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