"I'd mount her like a mule", so I tried to google it to see if it
had any significance. I found none.
But damn it, I liked the phrase so much I decided to make a poem out of it.
"I Want To Mount You Like A Mule" By Alexander The Poet 06.16.06
I want to mount you like a mule,
And let you feel what I pack
With a saddle on would be cool,
But I would prefer bareback!
You see, since mules are very smart,
I'd mount you without peril
I'd spread your legs far apart,
And not dwell cause you're sterile!
I'd grab you by your pretty hair,
And make pretend they are ears
Then I'd brokeback your derriere,
And bring your jackass to tears!
I would roleplay that I was Greek,
Or perhaps I'll be Roman
And make you transport every week,
My cumloads to a boatsman!
And after I am done with you,
I'll thank you much for the ride
Then I shall kindly bid adieu,
Till next time in barn I stride!
THE END
Research for this poem found at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mule