"I Write With My Dick" By Alexander The Poet 04.24.08

Many of you, might have noted,
 That my poems, are not all that clean
Well that's cause they are devoted,
 To relaying, what my dick has seen!

My dick, is what writes poetry,
 For without it, I'd have writers block
Then no one, would ever know me,
 And thus, I'd have to get me a cock!

When my dick sees a pair of breasts,
 It begins, to ooze words to no end
It often does so without rest,
 Cause to breasts, it wants to be a friend!

Rarely, is writing poetry hard,
 Quite often, the verses come quick
And now you know, what makes me a bard,
 It's the fact, that I have a dick!

THE END