"I'm Jewish And I Like A German Girl" by Alexander The Poet 04/25/02 

Is it ok to like a German girl, 
If I happen to be a Jewish boy 
Cause I know the history of the world 
I could easily become her bitchtoy 

But I think it could be very kinky 
She'd make a really great dominatrix 
I'd thoroughly enjoy her spanking me 
And calling me her Jew bitch slave Alex 

The first German girl I totally liked 
A figure skater, Katarina Witt 
But when I found out later that same night, 
That she was German, I said Holy Shit! or Heilige Schei?e 

Usually, a baby in the oven 
Means a girl is pregnant in America 
But in Germany, I should just mention, 
There's a baby in the fucking oven-a! 

Is it ok to like a German girl, 
If I happen to be a Jewish boy 
Cause I know the history of the world 
I could easily become her bitchtoy 

THE END 
or DAS ENDE!