"It Smells Down There" By Alexander The Poet 

Every once in a while,
I smell something harsh
It smells so bad and vile,
Like a filthy marsh

I think that I know where,
That bad smell is from
It must come from down there,
It smells, like my cum

She must take a shower,
Right away you see
It don't smell like flower,
It smells, just like pee

So right away she must,
Change her underwear
Jesus would find it just,
Cause it smells, down there

THE END