This poem was inspired by a comedy routine comedian George Carlin did a while ago, where he talked about this thing called lip crud...

"Lip Crud" By Alexander The Poet 07.13.06

When you wake up bright and early,
And you feel like such a dud
Well, I have a hunch it's surely,
Cause you got yourself lip crud!

Lip crud looks pretty damn ugly,
It's not attractive at all
With you, no one will get snugly,
So it's just you and the wall!

It may appear white or yellow,
And feel crisp and hard to doff
To you no one will say hello,
Until you wash that shit off!

So do yourself a huge favor,
If you want to be a stud
Your kisses women will savor,
If your mouth has no lip crud!

THE END