The following poem was inspired shortly after my mom offered me some
pie...

"When My Mom Offered Me Pie" by Alexander The Poet 

It was a late Sunday night,
And I thought that I would die
It all just didn't sound right,
When my mom offered me pie

My mom begged me to try it
But I told her, "Mom, no way!"
She said her pie tasted sweet,
And I'd regret it, someday

My mom's pie, had so much crust
And it had, some apples too
She said, taste her pie I must!,
I didn't know what to do

I love, my mommy so much,
I just wanted to know why,
Why I had to hide my crotch...
When my mom offered me pie

THE END