"My Toenails" By Alexander The Poet 04.17.06

Today when I went to work,
Without providing you many details
I felt like such a big jerk,
Because I forgot, to clip my toenails!

For when I walked in my shoes,
I felt pain and my socks begin to rip
I couldn't take the abuse,
To a salon I had to take a trip!

I arrived there pretty fast,
When they saw my toes, they cried "Whoa!"
They asked, when I clipped them last,
I then smiled and said, "A long time ago"!

As they clipped them with such force,
For they were indeed, pretty fucking long
I learned my lesson ofcourse,
That forgetting to clip toenails is wrong!

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