"My Underwear" By Alexander The Poet 05.30.06

My poor beloved underwear,
How bad I've treated you so
With my penis and pubic hair,
You've suffered much, this I know

With traces of my pubes on you,
And stains from leftover pee
You are by far brave through and through,
For still being here with me

With a few ripped holes in the back,
Caused by farts which I have sprout
And dingleberries from my crack,
You are a trooper no doubt!

You are my sweetest tragedy,
With my precum on you so
If one day you choose to leave me,
I guess I'll go commando! 

THE END