"Objects Women Take Up Their Ass" by Alexander The Poet

It always surprised me,
What women could take up their ass
Just look up their hiney,
You'd find plastic, rubber, and glass

Women are the sex freaks
Even gay men don't go that far
They can do magic tricks,
Up their ass, they slide in guitar

They keep their ass healthy,
By shoving in cucumbers
If the girls are wealthy,
They can shove in hummers

Can I go up their ass?
I promise that I will not hurt
I'll be in and out fast
It won't take long for me to squirt

THE END