Whenever I masturbate,
And I put my jizz in a cup
A cum dumpster would be great,
To stop on by and pick it up!
Sometimes I get the feeling,
Sometimes I get this intense urge
To have cum dumpster kneeling,
So my sticky waste, I can purge!
They don't have to look real hot,
All they need is to open wide
And bend down and take a squat,
And let my semen flow inside!
They can't come 2 times a week,
Because see, I come every day
And I'll even take a leak,
To wash it down along the way!
The next time they do their route,
Which they do extremely superb
I'll go stand with my dick out,
And wait for them on the curb!
THE END