"Ode To A Dingleberry" By Alexander The Poet 02.19.06

After I take a crap,
And wipe my ass that's quite so hairy
I feel a turd get trapped,
Damn it, I have a dingleberry!

I try getting it out,
But it sticks to my asshair so well
How did it come about?,
I wiped my ass good as I could tell!

It sounds just like velcro,
When a dingleberry gets pulled off
It hurts like hell I know,
Them dingleberries are pretty tough!

It's best to shave your ass,
Then things will not get to be scary
The worst will come to pass,
And there'll be no more dingleberry!

THE END