"Ode To A Fat Lazy Fuck" By Alexander The Poet 04.24.07

Dude, why are you such a fat lazy fuck?,
Snails move so much faster than you
At playing World of Warcraft you are stuck,
Do you even get up to poo?

Bears don't hibernate as long as you do,
Though you share their appearance well
And you don't have much energy to screw,
From tales I heard your girlfriend tell!

Morning to you's 4 in the afternoon,
And bedtime's an hour later
Each time you tell me you will call back soon,
But don't, your sloth grows greater!

The only one place you move and go to,
Seems to be to the buffet line
When you show up, all the cooks cry, it's true,
Because there's no food you decline!

I would mail you a keg of gatorade,
So you could have some energy
But that will not help at all I'm afraid,
It's no match for your lethargy!

THE END