"Ode To Crotch Rot" By Alexander The Poet 11.10.06

Some mornings I just happen to find myself,
Scratching my balls a whole lot
Then I realize I'm not clean like an elf,
And what I have, is crotch rot!

Crotch rot, is often always the result of,
An unclean pubic region
And if you don't wash it with Lever or Dove,
Of warts, you'll get a legion!

It may sometimes also be known as jock itch,
Which to me, doesn't make sense
Cause I'm no jock and I get it like a bitch,
And I get it, quite intense!

So if you see me scratch my nutsack too a bit,
You should suspect what I've got
I've got my penis and balls covered in shit,
And that is known as crotch rot!

THE END