"Ode To My Bodily Fluids" By Alexander The Poet 09.07.07

Oh body fluids that grace me,
How just so many of you there are
The list is quite long and plenty,
From the pretty gross, to the bizarre!

So let me begin with my cum,
Which makes me feel good when it comes out
And then of course, there's my sebum,
Which can make, a lot of pimples sprout!

And I can't forget my urine,
Which helps, to digest food and rid waste
And my bile is like Van Buren,
It's historic, but it has bad taste!

Vomit visits me quite a lot,
But not nearly as much as does sweat
Tears tend to make my eyes bloodshot,
And at birth, mucus and I have met!

There is saliva to speak of,
And if I do recall well, there's pus
Serum's good though, that I don't scoff,
Cause it helps me live, and that's a plus!

There is 1 bodily fluid,
That I don't have, and would so much like
I'd worship it like a druid,
It's breast milk and it ain't just for tykes!

As far as the rest of them go,
They all play a huge part in my life
But them, I would rather not know,
Because they just bring me pain and strife!

THE END


Research for this poem found at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_fluids