Why is my forehead so fucking damn huge?,
Why is it like that, I want to know?
Is it meant to be a target for splooge?,
Or lots of advertising to go?
They say high foreheads mean intelligence,
So why do I not feel very smart?
Instead I am always on the defense,
Against jokes that just tear me apart!
Mean people like to call it a fivehead,
How on them, I would like to pass gas!
And if by then, not all of them are dead,
Atleast then, they would focus on my ass!
But with my forehead, I can't live life scared,
So then, to avoid quarrels with gangs
I'll do something different with my hair,
I shall cover my forehead with bangs!
THE END