When I tend to wear the same socks,
Cause I don't care and give a damn
Eventually, I am fucked,
Because I develop, toe jam!
Perhaps, it is just dead skin cells
Or it could just be caused by sweat
All I know is, it looks like hell
And girls won't like it I do bet!
It resembles a wet marsh bog,
It's brown. it smells and looks obscene
It makes me long to have a dog,
So I could make him lick it clean!
But as long as I have this toe jam,
I now know, what I will do next
I'll go online and turn on cam
And I'll show that shit to my ex!
THE END