"Why Are There Only Old Farts, At The Jacuzzi I Go To?"
by Alexander The Poet

Why are there only old farts,
At the jacuzzi I go to?
Because it worries my heart
You think I'm joking but it's true

All of them could be farting,
Hence you see all of those bubbles
You'd never suspect a thing,
Because their ways are so subtle

They could also be jizzing,
Their old fart sperm, floating inside
Good chance on it, you're sitting
It's so sick but you know I'm right

Where are all the hot chicks at?
Am I in a gay jacuzzi?
Just men here, what's up with that?
This jacuzzi really scares me

THE END