"One Trick Pony" By Alexander The Poet 07.02.06

There once was this strong handsome stud,
Who was always so horny
But sex for him was such a dud,
When he'd bang that one trick pony!
She could only do anal sex,
And that was basically it
The stud became very perplexed,
He just grew tired of that shit!
That was just all that pony knew,
Just one measly freaking 'ass trick'
Therefore, with her he was then through,
Because she never sucked his dick!
So upset, the stud did become,
However, soon it all did pass
But if he ever wanted some,
He would just do that pony's ass!
THE END