I wrote this next poem after I took a huge nasty shit and realized
I had to wipe my ass with one ply toilet paper. The poem is titled...

"Why The Fuck Do They Make One Ply Toilet Paper?" by Alexander The Poet
01.19.03

There I was one day,
Taking a huge nasty crap
Then I screamed "No Way!",
That toilet stall was a trap!

The toilet paper,
Happened to be, just one ply
A happy camper
I was not, started to cry

I started to wipe
Very slowly, not real fast
My ass stench was ripe,
Toilet paper did not last

For my fingers went,
Straight up my shit filled jew ass
I knew what it meant
If I see one ply, I'll pass

THE END