"The Pity Fuck" by Alexander The Poet 

When you're stuck in a wheelchair,
And you are all out of luck
What you may get is not rare,
You may get, a pity fuck!

When you end up unemployed,
And you can't make one damn buck
Your whole life is not destroyed,
You may get, a pity fuck!

When you become paralyzed,
After crashing with a truck
You then smile and realize,
You may get, a pity fuck!

So even if you're ugly,
And most of the girls say yuck
It is not so bad trust me,
You will get, a pity fuck!

THE END