Oh dear sweet public toilet seat,
How much I do envy you
Plenty of ass you meet and greet,
Before half the day is through
I wish that I got half as much,
Ass as you easily get
But you just got that magic touch,
Cause you get ass with no sweat!
Please just tell me how you do it?,
I want to be just like you
How do I get that ass to sit,
On my face, just like you do!?
I guess I shall accept defeat,
And know I'll never surpass
At being like you toilet seat,
And in getting so much ass!
THE END