Inspired by The British Queen, Your Heiness...

"Royally Fucked" by Alexander The Poet 

You may be a Queen,
A country, you may instruct
But You're not so keen,
You will get royally fucked!

Cause you have a King,
Who needs some lovin' from you!
You, he'll be fucking,
Until he says he is through!

You may be royal,
And you may act real snobby
But King loves anal,
Your ass is his hobby!

Britain, you may rule
With your own, code of conduct
But with the King's "tool",
You will get royally fucked!

THE END