"Santa Claus Is A Pedophile" By Alexander The Poet 

For the longest time I have thought,
Santa Claus is a pedophile
I'm surprised he did not get caught
Cause what he does to kids is vile!

He sees kids when they are sleeping,
And he knows when they are awake
What could that old perv be thinking?,
He's a pedophile for God's sake!

If he knows who's naughty and nice,
He's a real pedophile for sure
Because I don't have to think twice
If kids are naughty, they are whores!

That's right, you all better watch out
And you all please better not cry
But I suggest you all start to shout
Pedophile is coming, that's why!

THE END