"Seeing Hot Girls At A Funeral" By Alexander The Poet 01.09.09

One day I went to a funeral service,
 To see the dead and pay my deepest respects
But I soon began to get a bit nervous,
 Because I was starting to get so erect!

And I knew, it was quite inappropriate,
 But damn it yo, those girls looked totally hot
I thought that right there, I would find my soulmate,
 I thought right there, that I would give love a shot!

As everyone were busy, viewing the corpse,
 I was busy, viewing some damn fine cleavage
And I knew by doing that, my mind was warped,
 And I knew, my underwear absorbed leakage!

For this ode, I will probably go to hell,
 But I cannot help it, for I am a man
And seeing hot girls there, made my dick feel well,
 I just can't wait for someone to die again!

THE END