"So You Want To Do Me In The Ass, Eh?" By Alexander The Poet 02.22.09

So I hear the new word on the street,
 Is that, you want to do me in the ass
Well if you must, let it be discreet,
 And please do it, with elegance and class

For if that is what you want to do,
 I'll be behind you one hundred percent
Actually, that is not quite true,
 You will be behind me, in that event!
 
For you, I shall stay away from corn,
 And I'll dare not enter, a taco bell
For you, I will purchase hot gay porn,
 So you would know, just how to do it well!

And in the end you will surely see,
 That to love you, and please you, is my goal
As I am positioned down on my knees,
 And you quickly rip me a new asshole...

THE END