"Thank God I Don't Find My Mom Hot" By Alexander The Poet 09.11.07

In this age of Mom's I'd Like to Fuck,
There's one thing I'm grateful for alot
That I get to live with and be stuck...
Having a mom that I don't find hot!

Because I swear, if my mom was hot,
I'd have a real problem on my hands
I'd be at home helping out alot,
And never hanging out with my friends!

And whenever she'd do the laundry,
And she'd see my cumstained underwear
I think that it would be quite tawdry,
Seeing 'mom' spelled in cum everywhere!

But, thankfully that is not the case,
Infact, my mom kills my wood a lot
And that ability I embrace,
Thus, thank god I don't find my mom hot!

THE END