"There Is A Lump In One Of My Armpits" By Alexander The Poet 01.12.07
There is a lump in one of my armpits,
And where it came from, I don't now
I've read it could be cancer in my tits,
And that my friends, worries me so...
It has been there now for close to 3 weeks,
And it just does not go away
I tell you, I have tried many techniques,
But this damn lump, I can not slay!
However, now that I think about it,
My underarms, I often shave
And some bacteria may have transmit,
To cause armpit to misbehave!
So I've been using skin conditioner,
And I thus pray, that it works well
But I wish I knew a parishioner,
Who would condemn this lump to hell!
THE END