"There's A Party In My Pants" By Alexander The Poet 05.31.06

I'd like to invite you to a party,
That's about to take place in my pants
And although it may not be too hearty,
It can grow quicker than many plants!

So I say, let's get this party started,
Because in my pants, it's where it's at
For you, the region may be uncharted,...
Therefore I'm wearing, a party hat!

At this party, you will encounter nuts,
I do hope, that you're not allergic
Because they're much tastier than cold cuts,
But if you are, that's very tragic...

Later on, some mayonaise could appear,
For it tends to go well, with the buns
And we'll never run out, have no fear,
Because with your help, I can get tons!

To enjoy this party, you must go down,
And you must stay, and not get back up
For this party, is the best one in town,...
Plus, you can take it home in a cup!

THE END