"This Christmas, I'm Giving My Mom A Facial" By Alexander The Poet 11.18.08

This Christmas, when I think of my mom,
 I would like to give her a gift that's spatial
A gift to make her relax and calm,
 Ooh I know, I will give my mom a facial!

A facial from me would help her skin,
 Become much more radiant and more alive
And if she gets it right on the chin,
  Then all of her pores will be unclogged and thrive!

I thought of giving her a massage,
 But you know what though, I have done that before
So this year I want a whole entourage
 To help me give her a facial she'll adore!

Clearly, there's no stronger sign of love,
 That a devoted son can show his mother
Than smearing her face with creamy stuff,
 And giving her a facial like no other!

THE END