"This Christmas, I'm Giving My
Mom A Facial" By Alexander The Poet 11.18.08
This Christmas, when I
think of my mom,
I would like to
give her a gift that's spatial
A gift to make her relax
and calm,
Ooh I know, I
will give my mom a facial!
A facial from me would
help her skin,
Become much
more radiant and more alive
And if she gets it right
on the chin,
Then all of
her pores will be unclogged and thrive!
I thought of giving her a
massage,
But you know
what though, I have done that before
So this year I want a
whole entourage
To help me give
her a facial she'll adore!
Clearly, there's no
stronger sign of love,
That a devoted
son can show his mother
Than smearing her face
with creamy stuff,
And giving her
a facial like no other!
THE END