"To The Truckers That See Me Play With Myself In My Car" 
By Alexander The Poet 08.07.07

Why hello there, mister eighteen wheels,
Are you liking the view from way up there?
Looking down at me copping a feel,
Don't think I don't know, oh I know you stare!

But I'd do the same thing if I could,
And I'd make sure, that I always had gas
So I'd drive forever, and have wood,
From getting to see, so much tits and ass!

And you can bet I'd have a wide load,
But it would only be, inside my hanes
I swear, life would be sweet on the road,
Thank you lord jesus, for having truck lanes!

So next time, them truckers honk their horn,
Well I will just make sure, to honk my own
Cause they rock for seeing so much porn...
In a fifty five mile per hour zone!

THE END