This is a follow-up to "Excuse Me Miss, How Do You Like Your Meat?"...

"Tossing The Salad" By Alexander The Poet 06.08.06

Girl, as I look into your eyes tonight,
I want you to know, my love is valid
But there's one thing that would make it right,
If you would please let me, toss your salad

I mean, since you have swallowed my meat,
I realized, the least that I could do...
Is be extremely gracious and sweet,
And in return, toss your salad for you

I shall toss it however you want,
And with any dressing that you so please
Creamy Italian I can flaunt,
Or perhaps you prefer french and blue cheese?

As I toss it so deep with my tongue,
I hope to you, it feels like a ballad
But if to me, it feels like dung,
That's the last time I'm tossing the salad!

THE END