"Tossing A Midget" by Alexander The Poet 

Tossing a midget,
Is not very hard at all
Kick them and I bet,
They will fly into the wall

A midget is short,
Quite the opposite of tall
On basketball court,
They will never get the ball

Midgets are wealthy,
Some midgets get their own show
But they're not healthy,
Cause the small fuckers can't grow

But please be careful,
When approaching a midget
Must cover your balls,
Balls are a midget's target

THE END