"When I Ate Her Crabs" By Alexander The Poet 08.15.06

I was driving one night on the road,
And I had this huge appetite for seafood
Then from nowhere a girl had bestowed,
And said she knew where to get crabs that are good!

This beauty told me about this place,
Which was by far, much better than red lobster
Filled with crabs I'd so love to embrace,
And chow down on, like some old Russian mobster!

So I asked this lady where it was,
Then I saw her slowly spread open her thighs
I looked somewhat stunned and took a pause,
And gosh darn it, it was there, to my surprise!

Her crabs were truly like no other,
For they were so fresh and some were still alive
With that said, I then called my mother,
And asked her to bring me ointment from aisle five!

THE END