"When I Jacked Off Using My Hair" By AlexanderThe Poet 03.24.12

Last night I tried something very different,
 Last night I tried something brand new
And if you saw me, it would be apparent,
 For my hair was covered in goo!

Oh that's right people, I jacked off in my hair,
 By wrapping it, around my dick
And I stroked it big time like I did not care,
 And I splooged all over it quick!

At first, it felt a little bit disgusting,
 Thought washing it out, would be hell
Then said Fuck it, and my hair I was styling,
 Cause the shit was better than gel!

So next time I want to go out on the town,
 And look real sexy for a chick
I'll comb my hair from my roots all the way down,
 With my cum that came from my dick!

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