"When I Plugged My Cable Into Her Router" By Alexander The Poet 07.24.06

It was a late Friday night,
When this hot sounding girl gave me a call
What she told me was a fright,
She couldn't connect to the net at all!

So I tried to instruct her,
What she should do over the telephone
But had to see her for sure,
So I told her the problem was unknown!

I created a ticket,
And made my way right over to her place
Wasn't there to play cricket,
I was there for her nightmare to erase!

When I saw that she was blonde,
I then solved the matter to her chagrin
I said net didn't respond,
Because the girl had no cable plugged in!

So I whipped out my cable,
And plugged it in deep inside her router
Afterwords, she was able,
To browse the internet, as I pinged her!

THE END