"When I Was Eye Raping You" By Alexander The Poet 11.28.09

The other day at the shop,
 You know, when I was eye raping you
You never told me to stop,
 I swear, it was such a dream come true!

As I stared at your body,
 Such a crime was being committed
Was so evil and shoddy,
 I knew I could not be acquitted!

You did not feel it at all,
 When I had stripped and went inside you
How it relieved my blue balls,
 Oh Jesus, how it made my dick spew!

You were so pretty and sweet,
 Eye raping you was such bliss and zen
Can't wait till next time we meet,
 So I can eye rape you once again!

THE END