"When My Finger Smelled Like Ass" By Alexander The Poet 12.21.06

One day when I picked my nose,
I felt that I could not surpass
The impluse to write some prose,
About how it did smell like ass!

But not the good kind of ass,
I'm talking about the bad kind
Not the one from a young lass,
For this ass was male and maligned!

Then I began to wonder,
Did my finger go in my butt?
But my guess went asunder,
When I saw a hair from my nut!

But I knew it smelled like shit,
And I knew that smell would linger
But I would not stand for it,
So I had to wash my finger!

THE END