Last night I went to the Colorado Cafe,
And the fun seemed to never ever stop
Because one gift my friend got on her birthday...
Happened to be, a penis lollipop!
I saw her start sucking that penis big time,
And damn, girl didn't seem to wanna quit!
And the way she sucked on it was so sublime,
That, I just had to take a pic of it!
But to my shock, she put the penis aside,
And made her way to the bar for a drink
And as she did, a huge part of me just died,
Because, I know what the penis would think!
He would be like, "yo bitch get yo ass back here!.
And finish doing the damn fucking job!
Or else, I may very well just disappear,
And I will cause you to endlessly sob!"
As it turned out, the penis did disappear,
But you see, it was no fault of his own
For she forgot him and did not hold him near,
And remembered him, when she got back home...
THE END