"When My Mom Denied Me Orgasm" By Alexander The Poet 04.03.10

I was having a lonely night,
 So I started looking at porn
Things seemed to be going alright,
 Then my heart was suddenly torn!

Cause as I was stroking my dick,
 And it was about to explode
My erection died pretty quick,
 When I heard my mom say hello!

My mom instantly killed my wood,
 And orgasm, I didn't get
Therefore, I was in a bad mood,
 Therefore, I was very upset!

No one should be denied pleasure,
 Ecspecially by their own mom
I just can't deal with such pressure,
 Why doesn't my mom let me cum?!

THE END