"When She Tenderized My Meat" By Alexander The Poet 08.08.06

It was a fine lovely night for sure,
But I sensed my girl still wanted to eat
So I glanced in her eyes and asked her,
If she would like, to tenderize my meat?

She then smiled at me with sheer delight,
Thus, I took her right over to my place
Then what I did, may not have been right,
I started to wave my meat, in her face!

I then layed my meat on the table,
She noticed it was raw and hard indeed
Her wide grin to that was no fable,
Keeping that in mind, I let her proceed

As she grabbed my stiff meat with one hand,
And a tenderizer with the other
It was then that I did understand,
That she did it better, than my mother!

Rachael Ray had nothing on this chick,
For she knew how to work the meat so well
If I had to guess how she sucked dick,
I'd guess fucking good, from what I can tell!

THE END