"Why Does My Toilet Seat Look Like A Wrinkled Old Man?" By Alexander The Poet 01.07.08

Lately when I've been taking a shit,
 I was never quite fully aware
That right under, where my butt cheeks sit,
 There is an old man that's living there!

But you know what is totally weird?,
 And doesn't at all make any sense?
That he only seems to just appear,
 When my ass cheeks, they sweat and condense!

He is never around before then,
 I think that's quite rude and shows no class
It seems he just likes to show up when,
 I sit and smother him, with my ass!

And sometimes when I try to get up,
 He sticks to my ass and won't let go
I sometimes feel like saying 'Wassup?,
 Just chill it with the ass grabbing yo!'

Maybe there is no wrinkled old man,
 That resides, right on my toilet seat
Maybe, he got up and freaking ran,
 He got up and ran, across the street!

THE END