"Holy Shit Woman, Get That Sharp Object Away From My Genitalia!"
by Alexander The Poet 10/02/02

Where do these girls come from?
The ones that cut off mens genitals
Please girls, leave me alone
My penis is small, it's very small!

Please baby, put it down
No need to carry a knife in bed
As crazy as it sounds
Right now is not a good time for head

Don't you know it sweetheart?
That I have no balls to begin with
And if my dick gets hard
Why the fuck you want to destroy it???

Girl, I love you so much,
So please put the sharp objects away
No more knives near my crotch
Let my genitals live one more day

THE END