This poem was inspired by all the hot looking girls out there that
happen to be vegetarians and/or vegans (Hint-Alicia Silverstone)...

"Would You Like My Carrot Stick?" by Alexander The Poet 10/05/02

Would you like my carrot stick?
Doesn't it look pretty?
Go ahead, give it a lick
Relax, it's not "meaty"

Go on, take it in your mouth
It's so good and healthy
Slowly slide it in, and out
You will not feel filthy!

You know, carrot sticks are long,
Much like a black penis
And with them, you can't go wrong
With them, you're in business!

If you ever fall in love,
With a hot vegan chick
Give her something to think of
Give her, your carrot stick!

THE END