This poem was inspired by Olivia Saint giving Head a bj in the
studio. It's titled...
"The Deflowerment Of Intern Head" by Alexander The Poet 05/17/02
(written day after Olivia Saint gave Head bj in KSexradio Studio)
Once upon a recent time,
There was an intern named Head
He made a good decent dime,
Just enough to keep him fed
But then one special night came
Where this hot porn star arrived
Olivia Saint, her name
And Head's dick became alive!
Wankus asked if Miss Saint could,
Walk over to where Head sat
Wank asked her to suck Head's wood
Head said "Fuck, I'm down with dat!"
So Wankus and Heather Lyn
Went on with show, did not stop
While Head sported a huge grin
First intern to get blowjob!
THE END
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"Ksexradio's Birthday Present To ATP" by Alexander The Poet 05/23/02
On May Twenty Second,
Ksexradio gave me the best birthday gift
It was so much damn fun
For me, Heather Lyn penetrated her tight clit
As she moaned with delight
As she began self gratifying herself, in my name,
It just felt oh so right
I swear to fucking god, I so instantly came!
It was not over yet,
Jasmine Klein had just arrived in the studio
My underwear got wet
Because Miss Klein self gratified herself also!
Heather Lyn made cupcakes
And both girls were eating it off their nice sweet breasts
Let me say for God sakes,
Ksexradio and Wankus, you are the best!
THE END
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This poem is inspired by the numerous anal injuries Heather Lyn gets from her man. The poem is titled...
"Heather Lyn's Anal Injuries" by Alexander The Poet (well, actually
by her boyfriend) 06/20/02
Why does Heather Lyn keep getting,
Anal Injuries?
Does her man just keep forgetting,
Where her asshole is?
Sometimes her boyfriend aims too high
Sometimes, he aims low
No matter how much he does try,
He misses the hole!
Each day, Heather wears a bandage
Somewhere on her ass
If only he could just manage
Her hole, not to pass!
Heather Lyn, we all feel your pain
Um, well, no we don't
Well, what I am trying to say,
Miss your hole, "Wank" wont!!!
THE (REAR)END!
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"The Ksex Vegas Poem" by Alexander The Poet 12/04/02
I can not wait, to go to to Vegas
And once again, get to meet Wankus
It's gonna be, so wild and crazy
With former Jersey, co ho Daisy
I'm going to drink and play blackjack
With Cuzzfucker, and Lorrainiac
I know my money will be well spent,
With crack whores, provided by, BigDent
I'm looking forward, to having sex
With black girls, paid for, by DJ Flexxx
I plan to give, a girl a facial
It could be, Worth A Million's Rachel!
I will cum on girls, as I see fit
Along with my boy, Nutty White Kid
I know Vegas will be so much fun
With TPT's Barry Hulagon
Las Vegas totally f'n rocks
I'll get to see, busty Calli Cox
Flying out there, I'll be in heaven
Get to see, Alana Evans
I may be wrong or I may be right,
I will grope and fondle, Star E Knight
I hope to play my 2 inch organ
In front of sexy, Katie Morgan
Let me just say this, if I can
I'm glad I will not see, Repo Man
I just need to mention Carb The Sot
I don't, he'll throw razors at my nuts
Finally,
I'm not going there, for Internext
I'm going there, to hang with, KSEX!!!
THE FUCKIN' END BIATCH!
***
"2003 New Year Predictions For Ksexradio" by Alexander The Poet 12/27/02
In 2003,I see Wankus get blown
It could be by a pornstar, that is well known
In 2003,Big Dent will become rich
I forsee his dent grow wide, by one more inch!
In 2003, Carb The Sot will invest,
In a bar, in the studios, of Ksex!
In 2003, Repo Man will collect,
All of my poetry, which gets him erect!
In 2003, IAC will get head,
Perhaps by a coho, he already met
In 2003, I see DeppDawg remain,
In the chatroom..but hey, we think that's ok!
In 2003, I see Flexx work more days,
Doing more at Ksex, on a quarter raise!
In 2003, Flashman will leave message,
Saying that Jason Curious, blew his package!
In 2003, Cuzfucker and Rainy,
Will get thrashed on beer, a year just like any
In 2003, Daisy will spend money
On peanut butter, for Hunter's new puppies!
In 2003, Rachel will get horny
She'll let Boner, Critter, give her bukkake!
In 2003, Omega will see loss,
In his wallet, gambling at, Circus Circus!
In 2003, Demarco will be set
In Havana Cuba, with a hot brunette!
In 2003, The Wanker Show will shine,
Because the co hos on it, are all so fine!
In 2003, I predict one last thing...
Me and Dahlia, in a Las Vegas fling!!! YEAH BABY!!!! (update on 08.17.04-so much
for that, lol)
THE END!
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Inspired by an episode of The Wanker Show on
Ksexradio on Tuesday night, April 22, 2003 when
Alana Evans shaved intern Dahmer's crotch...
"When Alana Evans Shaved Intern Dahmer's Crotch"
by Alexander The Poet 04.23.03
It was a freaky night,
On The Wanker Show
It was a scary sight,
This much I did know
Alana had agreed,
To shave Dahmer's crotch
So as she did the deed,
We all got to watch
Dahmer's crotch was hairy,
And his cock was small
Alana felt dreary,
Shaving Dahmer's balls
Once Alana was done,
She felt much relief
She didn't find it fun,
She felt so much grief
THE END
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Inspired by a broadcast on The Wanker Show on Monday, August 15, 2005 where Wankus
talked about some stalker bugging pornstar Katie Morgan...
"808-345-6092" By Alexander The Poet 08.20.05
Joseph is a guy that likes to call pornstars,
But stalking Katie Morgan is what he really likes to do
I think The fucker should be put behind bars,
Call him right now, at 808-345-6092!
Katie Morgan may have nice beautiful breasts,
But her breasts are entitled to some privacy, this is true
Some peace and quiet is what Katie requests,
You huge stalker, at 808-345-6092!
Joseph just happens to live in Hawaii,
He's probably starving cause there's only coconuts to chew
Sending him food I think would be real lovely,
But first call him, at 808-345-6092!
Hopefully Joseph will understand all this,
And his Katie Morgan stalking days will finally be through
But until Katie completely lives in bliss,
Give him a call, at 808-345-6092!
THE END
Research for this poem done at the following websites:
http://www.sexi-lexi.com/losers.htm
http://wankus.blogspot.com/2005/08/stalkers-suck.html