"Ode To Wankus" by Alexander The Poet 06/20/02

ATP has joined The Wanker Show Group,
Because he wants to get the inside scoop,

On a man who is talented as fuck
And can get any girl to suck his cock

I'm talking about a man who has class,
A man, who can get any piece of ass

A man who can rap, do improv, and cuss
It's a man we all fucking love, Wankus!!!

THE END

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"The Night Wankus Got Blown" by Alexander The Poet 11/22/02 
Inspired by Dynamite's blowjob on Wankus 

It was just a normal night, 
At the good ole' Wanker Show, 
But the guest was Dynamite, 
Little did anyone know! 

Things seemed to be so normal, 
No one would ever expect, 
On webcams, you saw it all! 
You saw Wank's cock get erect! 

Dynamite sucked our Wankus, 
And paid members got to see! 
Wank's nut was going to bust 
Wank could not be more happy 

Wank did the impossible 
I tell you, its just not fair, 
It was unbelievable, 
How he got blown with, his hair!!! 

Wankus was simply speechless, 
His penis was sucked so right 
And Wankus had to confess... 
His BJ was Dynamite! 

THE END 

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This poem was inspired by Wankus's bald head...

"Wank's Bald Head" by Alexander The Poet 03.25.03

When I look at Wankus,
These days on The Wanker Show
There's one thing I notice
Where the fuck did his hair go?

For those that do not know,
One night Wankus lost a bet
So off his hair did go,
Daisy got fucking upset

But a few months have passed,
And Wankus still has no hair
Maybe it don't grow fast?,
Or maybe it's just too scared?

I do know one thing though,
He still gets Daisy in bed
He still gets any ho,
Damn it, I want Wank's bald head!

THE END

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"Wankus Likes A Good Fart" by Alexander The Poet 05.08.03

If you listen to The Wanker Show,
Then you'll learn from the very start,
In just a short time, you'll indeed know...
Wankus likes,... the smell of a fart!

Whether farts are silent or deadly,
Whether farts last long or last short
Wankus wants, to smell a fart badly,
Wankus wants, a good fart to snort!

Wankus feels, the most excited when,
He goes to eat at Taco Bell
Cause Wankus knows that afterwords then,
That's the best time, for farts to smell!

Wankus appreciates lots of stuff,
Wankus, appreciates, fine art
But if Wankus senses a powder puff...
Wankus will be smelling that fart!

THE "SMELLY" END

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Inspired by Miami Dolphins running back, Ricky Williams' announced retirement
which shocked the NFL, and more importantly, Wankus of KSEXradio.Com, who's a 
huge Dolphins fan.

"Fuck You Ricky Williams" by Alexander The Poet 07.25.04

The football world was in a state of shock
When Ricky Williams announced he'd retire
Now Wankus wants him to go suck a cock,
Cause he'll have to set his cool tattoo on fire!

Wankus got dreadlocks done on his tattoo,
To celebrate the Dolphins awesome running back
But when Ricky Williams said he's through,
Wankus became so pissed and thought he was on crack!

Ricky Williams, you motherfucker,
How the fuck could you, you big stupid piece of shit
Wankus thinks you're such a huge cocksucker,
With no running back, the team is taking a hit!

With just 5 short years in the nfl,
This is the kind of shit that you decide to do
Ricky Williams, fucker, go to hell,
Ricky Williams, fuck you, fuck you, oh fuck you!

THE END