"A Woman With Balls" By Alexander The Poet 11.25.06

One night, I met this woman,
Who seemed to have a huge set of balls
She could fight like no one can
And she would always kick ass in brawls

She had this deep husky voice,
Which seemed to quite startle me at first
But I know she had a choice,
And she chose me and made my heart burst!

She drank beer just like a man,
All the way up until the last call
I noticed she had a tan,
And Adam's Apple, that was not small

But you know, I must admit,
That penis she had, threw me off much
But I learned to deal with it,
Because her nice tits I loved to touch!

One night, I met this woman,
Who seemed to have a huge set of balls
But in time, my fear began,
That she wasn't a woman at all

THE END